Mr. Fishsticks Boots

Do you hear that? The delicate crunch of Mr. Fishsticks’ cartilage and fish-bones snapping beneath your human feet? Enjoy the comfort of these boots while his bones break—it’s not a big deal, really, since all those dead fish are already dead! With sturdy nylon canvas protecting your toes and soles, the 'Mr. Fishsticks Boots' offer soft, comfortable wear with a breathable foam insole for anti-heat, anti-moisture, and anti-corrosion protection. Stalk around town in the bold, eerie presence of Mr. Fishsticks. But be warned... he... or they... hear everything.

• Uses masculine sizing
• 37.74 oz. Nylon canvas
• 7 - 10.5 US sizes
• Rubber sole
• With rear pull-loop
• Please use the metric system for a more precise size guide

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At New Yuk City, stains are a welcome addition to our special products. But if you would like to remove them, use warm water with dish soap to clean off any dirt spots. It’s not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard-to-clean spots, use a soft-bristled brush.

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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why delivery can take 2-3 weeks for domestic orders in the United States. We are in the process of being able to ship internationally, so for our global insectoids, please sit tight!

Slow fashion, or making products on demand, reduces waste, and New Yuk City thanks you for a responsible purchase. You keep our city beautiful!